(Written by Ken Crawford)
Continuing to save myself time by using this post from last year and will continue using it for future years
The Bears are playing [city name] State tomorrow, in the [week] of the season. It’s interesting how these games never seem to be on the first week of the season.
There’s not much to say about this game. The Bears should win easily. And unless the game is close, we won’t be able to tell anything about whether the Bears have improved over their disappointing performance over [non-conference team we shouldn't have lost to] the previous week (new for 2013 commentary: lol… how bad is it that that line still works this year?).
I expect to see a heavy dose of [running back name] today. I also expect to see a very vanilla offensive and defense today. I also expect we’ll get to see a lot of backups playing in the second half. This might be the [only or last] time this year we get to see [backup quarterback] playing. That might be the most interesting thing we’ll see tomorrow.
Final score: Cal: [random number between 50 and 59], [city name] State: [random number between 6 and 17]