Southern [insert state here] preview
(Written by kencraw)
Trying to save myself time by writing this post once and saving it for future years
The Bears are playing Southern [state] today, in the [week] of the season. It’s interesting how these games never seem to be on the first week of the season.
There’s not much to say about this game. The Bears should win easily. And unless the game is close, we won’t be able to tell anything about whether the Bears have improved over their disappointing performance over [non-conference team we shouldn’t have lost to] the previous week.
I expect to see a heavy dose of [running back name] today. I also expect to see a very vanilla offensive and defense today. I also expect we’ll get to see a lot of backups playing in the second half. This might be the [only or last] time this year we get to see [backup quarterback] playing. That might be the most interesting thing we’ll see today.
Final score: Cal: [random number between 50 and 59], Southern
September 10th, 2012 at 8:20 am
This would be funnier if it the brackets were [location] State. That way we could use this article against other terrible FCS schools like Western Michigan State, Nothern Texas State and Washington State.
September 10th, 2012 at 8:31 am
Probably true.